I do not know what this will be, but it will be........Something

 

openareas:

suburbantragic:

d0gbl0g:

emmyc:

danieltflynn:

Nice to see you too, dog.

o m g

wat

I am no longer afraid to die. 

I don’t normally reblog things with this many notes but I have to say publicly that whoever made this should get some kind of White House commendation. 

openareas:

suburbantragic:

d0gbl0g:

emmyc:

danieltflynn:

Nice to see you too, dog.

o m g

wat

I am no longer afraid to die. 

I don’t normally reblog things with this many notes but I have to say publicly that whoever made this should get some kind of White House commendation. 

A woman goes to the hospital, and her doctor gives her a sonogram.

He sees the baby and suddenly the baby says: ““Are you my daddy?””

The doctor is shocked and goes to get another doctor, who looks at the sonogram.

The baby says again: ““Are you my daddy?””

The doctor says: ““No, I’m not your father.””

They go to get the dad, the father looks at his baby boy and the baby asked: ““Are you my daddy?””

And the father says: ““Yes, I am!””

So, the baby pops out of the mother’s womb, picks up his hand, and starts poking the father in the head while saying: ““How do you like that?! How do you like that?!”